Spiders

Apologies for the delay in getting this posted - life's been pretty hectic of late and it's easy to let details like the blog slip a little.

More apologies to anybody out there who isn't a big fan of spiders. This post is all about them. One, in particular, that I found hunting in my kitchen a while back.

So without further ado:

I read somewhere that spiders don’t have muscles. They move around by alternately filling and emptying their legs with blood; extending and retracting each leg for maximum creepy effect.

Perhaps it’s symbolic that they locomote by pumping blood, because they seem so single-mindedly intent on draining blood. Friends, I witnessed a chilling spectacle the other day: A spider on the prowl.

The entire scene happened between my blinds and my window, and I watched from the outside. It was a beautiful Tennessee fall day, the air as clear as glass; the first of the yellow leaves drifting lazily down in the breeze. I was sitting out on the porch drinking my coffee, enjoying the morning, and I noticed that a fly had gotten trapped between my blinds and the window. It’s fascinating that the fly is so intent on flying through the glass that it never thinks to turn around and escape to relative freedom of the room on the other side of the blinds. I’ve found numerous flies lying dead on my windowsills because they spent their entire lives railing against the closed window.

But this fly faced far more terrifying dangers than starvation. I glanced back a moment later, and a new creature caught my eye: a spider, about the size of a fingernail, was sitting on the outside of the blinds. A wild thought crossed my mind: “she looks hungry.”

I’ve always felt beneficent towards spiders, because I appreciate the fact that they eat bugs I don’t like. So I leaned in closer to get a better look at the spider in my window. She was black, with faint orange pinstripes running down her legs. Elegant. And then she moved. Just a tiny turn, seemingly random – but then again. Again. It was as though she were tracking something with her body… I followed her line of sight, and there it was – plain as day – she was indeed hungry, and the trapped housefly was her intended prey.

My heart thumped a bit faster. Could it be? Could this spider seriously think she could catch an insect, almost her same size, that could fly? Insanity. But the longer I watched, the more I realized that she was deadly serious. Her patience was stunning. She would stay utterly still, silently waiting for the fly to approach, and then track it precisely with her body when it was close. If the fly didn't come close enough for a strike, the spider seemed perfectly content to wait for another chance, as though she knew the fly would not escape.

Every now and then the spider would change her location, trying to find a more advantageous position from which to pounce.

Then, suddenly, opportunity reared its head. The fly, blithely oblivious to its mortal danger, alighted a few inches from the spider, and the spider grasped at its chance. Unfortunately, the climax of the chase ended in failure for the spider… The fly proved too big for the spider to hold on to, and escaped its grasp after only a moment’s struggle.

I was disappointed with the spider’s loss of her prey, but there was little I could do for her. One thing’s certain: I’ll never take the apparent peace of my kitchen for granted again… who knows what horrific battles are being staged right beneath my nose?

Shooting Stars

I love shooting stars.

For the past year, until a week ago, I lived on a farm outside the town of Athens, Tennessee. Apart from the faint glow emanating from Athens, on a moonless night, the sky is completely dark. Black as pitch, except for the extraordinary array of stars.

One night several weeks ago, I arrived at the farm late one Sunday night from a weekend trip to Atlanta, and the stars were even more spectacular than I was used to. I didn't have to go to work until 5 pm the next day, so I figured I'd stay up and watch the sky for a while.

And then there it was. The tiny streak of light, so faint that it could have been my imagination.

I find nothing so difficult as walking away from a meteor shower. So after that first meteor, I was hooked. I lay on the hood of my car and watched for nearly 2 hours. I lost count of the stars after 5 or 6, but I figure by the end of it I must have seen 15 or so.

I hadn't eaten anything in hours, so my stomach was rumbling pretty badly. Nevertheless, I couldn't tear myself away. I tried all the tricks I could think of. I would say to myself "ok, if you don't see one in the next 10 seconds, go inside." I would count 1 - missssssissssssipppppppi -2 ..... and then even after I had drawn 10 seconds out to 100, I would say "ok, next time I see a shooting star, I'll go in."

Seconds later, I'd see one. But it certainly was faint. So faint that it might have been wishful thinking. And when they show up in the corner of my eye like that, how can I be sure? I'll go inside after the NEXT one. So it went for hours.

What is so mesmerizing to me about shooting stars? Why can't I tear myself away? The little streaks of glory entrance me so. Maybe it has to do with how fleeting they are. Perhaps it's the knowledge that a shooting star is an extraordinarily violent occurrence somewhere, far off - yet to me it doesn't even make a sound.

Shooting stars are like fireworks that nobody told you about, and discovering them is like walking into a surprise party. What are they celebrating? They won't say, but they sure seem jubilant about something.

Here We Go

I can tell already that "humble" was the wrong word to use in this blog title... My narcissism is rising as I type. All the compliments and encouragement from people feels pretty good. I found myself checking my own blog all week, scrolling down to see who had posted the new comments.

But that's neither here nor there. The real matter at hand is the details. The unfortunate truth is that I work too much. I clocked nearly 70 hours last week, and potentially that many again this week, so I find that each week becomes one long fight against fatigue.

One of the most tragic things about being extremely busy is that my eye for the details starts to glaze over. All of life is rush, rush, rush: wake up and eat breakfast fast so that you can move a load of stuff to the new apartment but then it's almost time for work so rush on over to the plant and oh no!! I forgot to pick up a loaf of bread for sandwiches!

The moon kept me sane the other night. I can't remember which night it was exactly; most nights blur together. I was waiting for a truck to arrive at the plant, probably around 1 or 2 am, and I decided it was a good time for a lunch break. So I took my ham and turkey sandwich (with pepper jack cheese! mmmm...) outside, and there was the moon. A day or two past full, it had risen a few hours before. I noticed it up there, and I grabbed my opportunity. I love opportunities like this, chances to focus and step out of my circumstances for a moment. I sat there for minutes - slowly eating my sandwich; slowly breathing in and out; slowly gazing up at the moon. As I sat there, for a little bit, the plant behind me faded away, the trucker who was several hours late faded away, and everything seemed to make sense for an instant.

Then real life comes back, and it's time to start rushing again. But after that moment of centering with the moon, I might have rushed less, even though the world was rushing around me. In the cosmic perspective of the moon and the earth whirling their heavenly dance across the solar system, my problems with a late truck driver and a dysfunctional boiler seem to shrink a little bit.

Philip Brown's Resume

Interesting title for a first posting, huh? I wouldn't necessarily have chosen that, but it was the first thing Firefox suggested when I clicked, so I figured I'd run with it.

First things first: what's up with the blog name? What's humble about a blog? Hey Internet! Be interested in me! Listen to what I have to say! The whole wide world likes me and reads my words! So maybe I chose the name partly to be ironic, but more because it says (obliquely, perhaps - my favorite way to say anything) something about why I've started this blog. Albert Einstein said something like "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind." Perhaps a better name for the blog would be "frail and feeble," because I'm afraid that's the best I can do when it comes to putting words to those slight details I perceive.

Because it's all in the slight details. Slight details like shooting stars, grains of sand between my toes, the music of the wind rustling through the Aspens, dewdrops clinging delicately to blades of grass. When I look out at the world, I find myself deeply convinced that it all means something. All the right words nimbly evade the fingers of my mind when I try to describe it all, but I reckon it can't hurt to stumble along anyway.

So maybe this blog will fizzle out in time, maybe it will be uninteresting, maybe nobody will read it, or maybe somewhere down the line it'll light a spark in someone to join my quest for humble admiration. Because one thing's certain: there are an awful lot of slight details.